What child wouldn't want this hanging from their closet door in the middle of a moonlit night? Drawn as I was imagining what a child probably would not want hanging from their closet door in the middle of a moonlit night. I had humpty-dumpty pillow that caused enough trouble on it's own and it wasn't life size. I recall arranging GI Joes strategically around my room to keep watch while I slept. These were the 11" GI Joes (with life-like hair), dammit, so they could've caused some real damage.
Now I just arrange bottles of Tums around the bed.